Stress is the silent killer, kids.
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It’s all a matter of perspective
She fell over with that face the moment I started rubbing her belly
Belly scratches are heaven to a pig.
I could be in management by next year but this work isn’t for me. My health comes first, don’t care how much money I’d be making.
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when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”
castlesmadeofsand89 this might be my favorite
i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop
My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless
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